Woman’s Obituary Jokes About Finally Having ‘Smoking Hot Body’ Thanks To Cremation

The tongue-in-cheek tribute for the late Baysville, Ontario, girl — who died at age 81 on Feb. 2 — appeared in The Hamilton Spectator newspaper this week.

“Mom was by no means boring,” Hicks’ daughter, Barb Drummond, informed Yahoo Lifestyle, explaining the obituary. “Mom lived massive. She would do something for anybody. It was uncommon for Mom to not have a smile on her face. Mom was all the time prepared for amusing. “

The witty obit additionally stated Hicks left behind “my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I typically affectionately known as a ‘Horse’s Ass,’” acknowledged which of her youngsters “whom I tolerated over the years” was her favourite, and lamented not being round to see “my sweetest grandchildren” develop up “to be the incredible people they are meant to be.”